About every 8 miles or so there is a three walled shelter for hikers. Typically at these shelters there is a Privy (outhouse) for the hikers. If you know a privy is coming tan not uncommon to hold on to your business till you can get to a privy. However, if you hammer 2 miles up a mountain knowing there is a privy up there and right as you unclick all the buckles to your pack and are strolling down to the privy and right at that moment a middle aged guy cuts you off.
Just go did a hole.
Cuz a middle aged dude in a privy will not be rushed.
And you will wait.
Grab the trowel and get the job done.